Sex makes everything better. You mad? Have sex. You sad? Have sex. You glad? HAVE AWESOME HORNY DISGUSTING SWEATY SEX. Got fired? Have sex. Got a promotion? Have sex. Smoked some good weed? Have sex. Watching Animal Planet? Doggy style.
janie-jones: I’m really annoyed that being “awkward” is trendy now. Standing behind a cute guy in line at Starbucks when you aren’t even wearing lipgloss? Is not awkward. Crippling social anxiety is fucking awkward. I hate you.
Marijuana for breakfast Marijuana for lunch Marijuana for dinner and then Ben n Jerrys
methlabrador: imagine walking into class late one day and your blog is up on the projector
teacher: if you have 10 chocolate cakes and someone asks for 2, how many do you have left?
countrichmond asked: I want to stroke your glabella *even more le anon*
Tom Hardy’s lips and my lips are my new OTP
countrichmond asked: I think you've got a really pretty uvula *le anon*
Anonymous asked: I think you have really pretty eyes! :)
Anonymous asked: man. some lucky guy should snatch you up
Anonymous asked: single?
Anonymous asked: Where are you from?