July 2012
2 tags
Sex makes everything better.
You mad? Have sex.
You sad? Have sex.
You glad? HAVE AWESOME HORNY DISGUSTING SWEATY SEX.
Got fired? Have sex.
Got a promotion? Have sex.
Smoked some good weed? Have sex.
Watching Animal Planet? Doggy style.
janie-jones:
I’m really annoyed that being “awkward” is trendy now. Standing behind a cute guy in line at Starbucks when you aren’t even wearing lipgloss? Is not awkward. Crippling social anxiety is fucking awkward. I hate you.
Marijuana for breakfast
Marijuana for lunch
Marijuana for dinner
and then Ben n Jerrys
methlabrador:
imagine walking into class late one day and your blog is up on the projector
teacher: if you have 10 chocolate cakes and someone asks for 2, how many do you have left?
me: 10
countrichmond asked: I want to stroke your glabella *even more le anon*
4 tags
Tom Hardy’s lips and my lips are my new OTP
countrichmond asked: I think you've got a really pretty uvula *le anon*
Anonymous asked: I think you have really pretty eyes! :)
Anonymous asked: man. some lucky guy should snatch you up
Anonymous asked: single?
Anonymous asked: Where are you from?
