christinaaguilerasboobs: WHAT IF ZORRO SNAPPED HIS FINGERS ALL SASSY-LIKE IN THE MOTION OF A Z INSTEAD OF USING A SWORD. SASSY ZORRO.
nizmau5: WHEN YOU’RE SO METAL THAT YOU RUST IN THE SHOWER
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brobecks: the internet has desensitized me to normal people’s humor basically every joke a classmate makes that’s funny to everyone else makes me want to go put my head in the trash can until it’s over
My day cleared up out of no where… I was supposed to go to dinner, get a visit from my dad, and meet with residents. But none of that is happening now. Which means I dont have to clean now, shower, get ready or get out of bed. And RuPaul’s Drag Race is on Netflix. It’s gonna be a chiiiill ass night. SEND ME SOME MESSAGES
nucleur: i can recite this video upside down drunk and asleep I never don’t laugh at this
So basically I’m in a bit of an emotional bind. Have been for a coo minute, what who isn’t? Anyway, I had a really good conversation with my mother yesterday and she said something that’s been resonating with me since then. “No te cures heridas que no tienes.” In spanish, that means don’t try to heal wounds you don’t have. I can’t stop thinking...