December 2011
“I may sound old-fashioned, but I want to think all women should be treated like...”
– Frank Sinatra (via preludetospring
)
hailechka:
I’m thankful I live in California because I’m too lazy to scroll all the way down when I have to choose my state when filling out forms online.
November 2011
The very last Calvin & Hobbes Comic
saaamu:
cracked-out-whore:
piercingsandink:
bieberinmybutthole:
rascalthecat:
bawling my eyes out rn
awh omg, thats so sad!
Awee:( this is just sad, kids grow up and forget the things they loved most, lose imagination, and begin to forget what true happiness is like.
Awwww!! DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD;
FOR REAL…?
madcatterv2:
i wonder if the walking dead are walking for a good cause like curing cancer or HIV or something
“Listen to the mustn’ts, child. Listen to the don’ts. Listen to the shouldn’ts,...”
– Shel Silverstein (via libraryland
)
student: can i go to the bathroom?
teacher: i don't know, can you?
student: **pisses on the floor to assert dominance**
lyrical-descension:
I would pay unlimited amounts of money to see Minor Threat and OPIV . -
I would pay like $80 tops.
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Penises are the ugliest things in the world omg. They are capable of great things but FUCK, its like when God was making them he was in a rush and he just rolled some things around and put ‘em together.
Mikey and Spinelli from Recess grew up to be...
trungles:
claudiascarlett:
DYING.
a-rach:
I hate when I’m in the car with someone and a song comes on that’s a duet and the person with me doesn’t automatically know that we will obviously be singing along as a duet like no you do not get to sing both parts who died and made you two people
