I may sound old-fashioned, but I want to think all women should be treated like...– Frank Sinatra (via preludetospring )
hailechka: I’m thankful I live in California because I’m too lazy to scroll all the way down when I have to choose my state when filling out forms online.
The very last Calvin & Hobbes Comic
saaamu: cracked-out-whore: piercingsandink: bieberinmybutthole: rascalthecat: bawling my eyes out rn awh omg, thats so sad! Awee:( this is just sad, kids grow up and forget the things they loved most, lose imagination, and begin to forget what true happiness is like. Awwww!! DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD; FOR REAL…?
madcatterv2: i wonder if the walking dead are walking for a good cause like curing cancer or HIV or something
Listen to the mustn’ts, child. Listen to the don’ts. Listen to the shouldn’ts,...– Shel Silverstein (via libraryland )
student: can i go to the bathroom?
teacher: i don't know, can you?
student: **pisses on the floor to assert dominance**
lyrical-descension: I would pay unlimited amounts of money to see Minor Threat and OPIV . - I would pay like $80 tops.
Penises are the ugliest things in the world omg. They are capable of great things but FUCK, its like when God was making them he was in a rush and he just rolled some things around and put ‘em together.
Mikey and Spinelli from Recess grew up to be...
trungles: claudiascarlett: DYING.
a-rach: I hate when I’m in the car with someone and a song comes on that’s a duet and the person with me doesn’t automatically know that we will obviously be singing along as a duet like no you do not get to sing both parts who died and made you two people