May 2013
thepensivebrony:
“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”
finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever
1 tag
irenigg:
“take de trash out boy”
“no fadda”
“what did u seh 2 me?”
babyferaligator:
calumon:
my school’s “rival school” is on lockdown right now bc someone put weed in the vents so everyones slowly getting high oh my godd
that’s not how weed works
aggression asked: you are wonderful and I miss you,.
lexicalization:
Boys you might think girls who take selfies are dumb, but taking Jackass style videos with your friends is really the same on the narcissism scale so
whitedenimjacket:
ierosway:
ierosway:
the year is 2033. frank has waited 40 years for gerard. gerard has finally come to his senses. they get married. i am 49 years old. they are in their 60s. the mcrmy stir from their graves and reunite in celebration and tears.
300 hundred notes later and no one has corrected me on my math
frerard shippers can’t math they’re too busy crying
the best part about being the little spoon while cuddling is being able to rub your butt against the person’s junk
“high school will be the best four years of your life”
“college is so much better”
Anonymous asked: I mean it, you're amazing. I only wish I was brave enough to say something in person. It's just you're almost too good to be true. I have never known anyone as nice and cool as you. Everything about you is perfection to me. So I dont know how you ever feel but if you find yourself feeling insecure about anything know that I think you are perfect in every day.
3 tags
Anonymous asked: I wanna date you so bad. you're so gorgeous and I've always thought so. Would you give a guy a chance?
giraphics:
mathmaticalkrillbits:
ukeking:
puberty either makes you a hot god or a potato
What if it makes you a hot potato
nigerian:
[singing in shower] [simon cowell appears] “its a no from me”
lets-defuse-it:
alecsgashkarf:
how many calories do you lose when being pop punk
182
What if I walked up to Robert Pattinson when he...
dobbyfredsirius:
drkarayua:
silent-renegade:
I strongly believe that man would actually start crying
Didn’t you hear about that time he was being swamped by twihards for autographs screaming EDWARD EDWARD and he ignored the fuck out of all of them. But then someone yells CEDRIC and that person is the only one who left with an autograph that day.
and only one fuck was given that day
